Alberts 98th Birthday by The Gloop

Its Alberts 98th birthday and his wife, Edith, decides to give him a present he'll never forget as long as he lives, and by the look of him, that may not be too long! She has booked a prostitue for him for 8 o clock that night. Anyway, they are sitting by the fire, and at dead on 8, the doorbell rings. Edith, of course, knows who it is so she says to her husband.."Albert, go and see who's at the door". "Yis dear" he says, and he very slowly and wobbly, makes his way to the general direction of the door.

After 20 minutes, one near heart attack and a couple of falls, he's finally made it.It then takes him a futher 10 minutes to undo all the locks and chains but he eventually does it. There, on the door step is the most beautiful , busty, blonde woman he's ever seen in his life. She says to him.."Are you Albert"?....!YYYYis" he croakes. "Well" she replies as she throws open her coat to reveal nothing but some very saucy underwear, "Ive come here to give you super sex" "Errr oh" he says..."could I just have the soup?"