Albert (92) and his wife, Edith (equally as old) are about to go on on their first holiday since their marrige lots and lots of years ago. There they are in the airport departure lounge which is 450 miles from where they live, when all of a sudden Albert starts to cry.

"Whatever's the matter dear?" says Edith.

"I wish I'd have brought the telly with me" crys Albert.

"Why" replies his wife.

"Ive left the plane tickets on it" he says.