| Chinese Sick Leave - I no come work today |
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| Contributed by Cjay | |
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Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my leg hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house." |