| Essex Girls are so cool |
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| Contributed by Rob | |
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As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She leaps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Gemma and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up, jumps from her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Gemma and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde runs from her car, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Gemma and you are losing some of your load!' When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. This time, it's the trucker who gets out. He runs back to the blonde and knocks on her window. When she lowers it, he says: "Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a f**king gritter!" |