Uncle Albert (92) and his wife, Edith (equally as old) were enjoying a day at the seaside. They had been sitting on a bench looking out to sea for a while when Edith decides she wants an ice cream. She asks Albert to get her one from the ice cream van that is parked about a quater of a mile away.

Off  he goes, hobbling and wheezing his way in the general direction of the van. After about an hour, he gets there, looking in a very poor shape. After a futher 25 minutes in the cue, he is asked what he wants. "Er, an Ice Cream Sundae please" he wheezes. "Crushed Nuts?" askes the ice cream man, "No, its arthritis in me knees" says Albert........