Wotever Bitch!

Now im not sure about you, but the American's can get up my nose a little bit. Dont get me wrong, I know they arent ALL war-mongering nutcases that give it the old "yeeehhhhh!!" when a war breaks out and Mr Bush decides the best way to make peace is to bomb the ass out of the country. But, you know what gets me most of all, and I REALLY cant be doing with it? Its that annoying thing that nearly all american's have started doing on their tacky sitcoms.... that "ewwwwww!" thing.

I mean, what the HELL is that supposed to mean? What ever happened to "urgh" or "yuck"... well, i'll tell ya what happened to it.... the yanks got their grubby mitts on it and decided to convert it to a pathetic, pointless sound. They are so unintelligent, that they dont even bother to put any feeling or emotion into it... they basically say it exactly how its spelt. Almost like a "oooooo".

You wouldnt think it would bother me quite so much, would you? But it does! And you know what bothers me even more? The fact us British are now trying to copy them! I walked into a shop the other day and some spotty girl, all full of makeup and attitude, was stood at the counter. When she saw a packets of peanut M&M's on the counter, she piped up "eeewwww.. like, totally gross!".... and I couldnt do anything to stop myself... I HAD to reply "sorry love, this is England, not America, so you can drop the yankee shit now".... she just looked at me all puzzled, but it certainly worked! She shut up immediately!

Please people... PLEASE... be British and stop trying to copy all the american morons. Lets face it, they are hardly role models!