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Im a celebrity get me out of here |
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Written by Baz
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What is it with all the celebs on Im a Celebrity get me outta here? Every year, there is some pompous twat trying to relaunch their music career! Last year it was that knob Peter Andre... and this year its Jimmy Osmond pottering about the camp warbling, hoping that some old dear will hear it and say..."Oh, hasnt Jimmy Osmond got a good voice... he should release a new record".... yeah right. What a bloody noise!
These people are already earning more than most families earn per year, so why release them back into the public when their careers are over? Personally, I dont wanna listen to Jimmy Osmond wandering around strategically singing everytime he spots a microphone! Tosser!
We never liked you the first time around, and we certainly dont need your shite now... or your brothers garbage, so shut the feck up! Why cant you just accept you have had your day and move aside for bands that actually fit in with todays society?
I ask you, what relevance would Jimmy bloody Osmond have these days in the music market? Just shut the feck up, eat bugs and bugger off back under your stone when the programme is over!
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As for Tommy and Bobby Ball... what the feck are they all about. Sure, they may have been great in their day but these days, people need much more to impress them. Their old style humour just doesnt cut it these days, and whilst they keep wandering around trying to set up jokes between them, they are just unfunny and cringeworthy these days. Give it up lads. Also, Bobby Ball actually LOOKS like a ball these days... hasn't he put on a bit of weight!
Just remember guys, we have to watch this programme, so at least dont be so blatant when you are trying desperately to relaunch your flagging careers. So stop being so self-embarrassing and just get on with what you are paid to do... stop TRYING to be funny and humourous, because it really isnt working!
On the other hand, that bird who used to be in Neighbours (Kimberley Davies?) is good entertainment... but mark my words, she will have her top off in the lagoon soon... to relaunch her career... not that I mind that!Only registered users can write comments.
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danielle
Written by Guest on 2005-12-01 21:37:47
carols more of a man than antony hes a pussy, i like carol shes funny i like all of them realy exept antony i think ant 'n' dec are funny this yr and im glad there startin 2 show there arms off, yea!!!
| akeem williams-serrant
Written by Guest on 2005-12-05 22:25:20
personaly, bieng a gay i dnt like kimberly im more of a sid fan because he is sooooo sexy. big up all the gays at st bedes.
| Written by Guest on 2006-05-04 11:58:36
so your the celebrity whats your name
| best friends
Written by Guest on 2006-07-02 12:34:21
actualy i'm best mates with timmy cannons daughter, and she is cool and as for her dad, he is class!
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