Wigan’s secret is out.

What is the biggest surprise of the football season so far?  Ferguson shouting? Murhino spending money? Wenger finding another superstar under 21?  Sven taking another lover?

No, its Wigan – that team from up north.  The new boys. They are doing so well in the Premiership, and who would have thought it?  Little Wigan.

Well their secrets out, and what a secret it is.  Do they have secret training sessions?  Do they study their opponents and know their next move? Are they just lucky?

Well its NO, NO and NO.

Wigan’s secret is their blonde secret weapon – a hypnotist.

WTF is this all about?  Whilst other teams are out training and practising, Wigan are inside on the couch, having a rest and their heads sorted.  Apparently they are hypnotised to make playing football seem like one long great sex session.  They forget the opposition fans, forget the reputation of the team they are playing, forget their girlfriends, to be in ‘The Zone’.  Regular hypnotism sessions ensures the team stays focused in ‘The Zone’.

Well, I’m not sure… If it did work, and the hypnotist makes soccer feel like a good sex session, why don’t all 11 players score?

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