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Written by Baz
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 | | Pharrell Williams |
If you are Pharrell Williams and you are flattered that you have an article here, or you are a Pharrell Williams fan... then you may just wanna leave now. This article is neither friendly, nor favourable.. you have been warned!
What an ugly pig! Thats all I can say about this man.
Women seem to rave on about him, but honestly, how can they even say he is attractive? My arse looks better... and thats not a particularly nice looking article either! Im not jealous, im not envious and im certainly not wanting to look like him. He honestly does look like a gerbil.
So this begs the question, what DO the women see in him? Lets have a little guess shall we?... money by any chance? Yeesss, thats right! The way to a womans heart!
 | | Pharrells Twin Brother |
I was just watching TV and saw Pharrell Williams singing some song of his (that was actually pretty good - credit where due etc)... but I couldnt help stopping what I was doing and taking a closer look at his face, because he honestly does look like some kind of freak. He has squinty eyes, a strange angular shaped head, he's built like a brick dolls house and has a pointy face, with a sunken chin. Ugly mother fecker!
Before you ask, yes I am ugly myself... but im not in the slightest jealous of him. In fact, thank god for ugly buggers like him, because it gives all the ugly folk out there a fair chance. Ugly bloody pig dog!
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takes a pig to know a pig.
Written by Guest on 2006-05-04 11:58:25
who-ever you are, you really have a problem and still you are not getting anywhere with that kind of attitude. You need to be reborn again with the blessings of god. The picture you have chosen is an old picture and im sure his mom is happy with her son. Anyway im sure Pharrell does not eat pig. keisha.
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Written by Guest on 2006-05-04 12:00:12
But that doesnt detract from the fact that he has a face like a spanked arse of a Gerbil!!
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Written by Guest on 2006-05-19 00:58:35
You may not be jealous or envious but your obviously fooking blind mate, he is hot hot hot and i would without a doubt marry this man money or not hes fantastic!! You on the other hand spend too much time thinking about Gerbils, Rachael Blonde
| Written by Guest on 2006-07-07 15:47:28
thats ridiculous....its about style as well!!! You really do have NO idea do you.
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