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What is it with all these "so called" celebrities these days? Once upon a time, a celebrity was somebody who had something a little special. We used to put them on a pedestal because we knew it was very unlikely that we would ever be like them. Now, with the arrival of reality TV shows, any arse can now be a celebrity!
For me, it all started with Hear'say.... a group of over ambitious, over rated and over reacting teenagers who fancied themselves as celebs. Oh dear.... Why cant somebody tell these people that the only talent they have is the ability to bore the shit outta people. I personally know people with more talent in their left knacker than these arseholes. So what is the big deal with Reality TV? "....all the class and sophistication of a hooker in Oxfam" Will Young, Gareth G-g-g-gates, that Graig the DIY bloke and the worst yet.... that fuck-ugly Jade Goody. What is she all about? She looks like a pig, has the brain of a gnat and all the class and sophistication of a hooker in Oxfam. So why is she so famous (infamous??)? Why has she become a millionaire? Because she got her saggy tits out on TV! What are the people of Britain thinking about these days?
Dont get me wrong, I like a good pair of tits meself, but not when they are attached to some complete slut that, lets face it, if you met her in a club, you'd immediately be placing the bets for who is gonna shag the "munter" for a dare..... So how can these talentless tossers get rich whilst the population of Britain seem to be forever lowering their standards when it comes to what it takes to make somebody a star? I honestly cant understand what people see in these "celeb" wannabees. "...for Britains sake, get a fecking life!" How people can sit at home and watch TV shows like these is completely beyond me. Seriously, what do you get out of sitting and just watching people live? Take for example Big Brother.... if people paid as much attention to their own lives as they do to a bunch of hand-picked pricks, then wouldnt life be so much better? Its like people are just happy to sit and watch people live. They are quite content to just sit and watch people walk around a room, pour themselves a drink, turn on a light... get a life ya sad fuckers! And before you do the predictable "but you are just sat at your PC, doing this all day".... you would be wrong. I have people to do this shit for me, you know why? Coz im a real feckin celeb!! At least I can say I have a talent. I can play an instrument, I can dance a little when needed, I can arm-wrestle like a madman and I can find much better things to do than watch a bunch of queers living their sad, day to day lives on bloody TV.... GET A FECKIN LIFE!!! Only registered users can write comments.
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; "Jade Goody - The dirty pig")
; "Danny from Hearsay.. I think!")