Don’t you just hate it when you go into a shop and the stroppy cow serving you snatches your money off you and then throws your change back at you, and doesn’t even have the decency to thank you for putting up with her PMT?

 Well, this morning, while I was buying a lottery ticket in Tesco (I’ve got the winning ticket by the way) I completely lost it with this moody bitch. It was quite amusing actually.I stood there saying “no, no, really, thank YOU!” “you’ve made this whole shopping experience a dream come true for me, and all because you are so unbelievably polite”.I loved it.

The people in the queue behind me were looking at the floor, and the stroppy bitch just stood there with her mouth wide open. You should try it some time. It’s great.

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